Wednesday, May 17, 2006


Mid Night Blues

Us raat ko yaad karta hoon
Jo raat shayad phir kabhie na aayegi
Bhookh lagi hai zabardast , barah bajein hain
Daall ky maagi hai jo 2 min mein puck jayegi

Hey Guys if you were courageous enough to go through first two lines and then after reading the next two lines suddenly felt like beating me up red blue and green, like the way haryanavi Delhi Police hawaldaar , weilds his laathi on the hiding couples in Nehru park bushes then I am sorry , I cant help it . This is what happens to you when you plan to sit and write something and suddenly in midst of the midnight the lid on the PP ( Paapi Pet ) goes off . You forget everything on this earth ( Yes including SRK, Kajol and Himesh Reshamiya’s omnipresent aura on all the TV channels , national geographic included ).

I guess this is what happened to Deary Arjun Sing Ji (ASJ for future references), All was going well , Madam ji was having gala time in the fields of Amethi , Rahul beta was seen growing out of his baba suites , Sis priyanka was happily shopping for new clothes for his bada hota bhaiyaa and Manmaohan paaji was merrily passing away his time , till the time rahul baba grows big enough to wear khadi kurtas and Nehru jackets. And citizens like us were happily increasing TRPs of “ we-only- show- crap” news channels and creating tom cruises out of Deepak chaurasiyas of the world. ***Deepak aap meri awaaz sun rahein hain. ** Deepak **buzz Deepak *****

And Suddenly lid on ASJ’s PP goes off and the next best thing that he could think for dousing the fire inside his belly was to come up with this crappiest idea of increasing OBC Quota in educational institutes . Like the ready to cook two minute maagi noodles this was the perfect dish that would give him his two minutes of fame. And he knew Depak Chauarsiyas of the world will lap it up and show it on every available pixel of the Televsion screen to his targeted rural audience, who will gladly give few more breaths for another 5 years to the UPA mumble jumble . To hell with the students who burn the shit out of midnight oil to fight for those few coveted engineering , management and medical seats . Quota rules!

I have nothing against guys who deservingly need some support systems to come up in life and they can be from either of the classes but doin something at the cost of harming intersts of millions of others just because of the caste one belongs to or does not belong to is totally insane.This whole quota concept is nothing but a Hallucinatical way of dividing people. Any kind of support system should purely be based on economical status of an indvidual irrespective of caste creed , relegion or gender.

Imagine going forward , SRK cant pair up with Kajol because some one from Gaanv Jaunpur from the remote village of lakshwadeep has to be paired up as the reservation quota has to be followed.Or the IT companies like the one for which I work for has to do flowing allocations before starting the projects. 3 java Guys, 2 oracle guys, 3 UNIX resources out of which 2 should belong to Other backward of the backward of the backward classes and 3 should belong to any more backwardness that can be discovered in some wired undiscovered spot of Andaman Nikobar Islands

So here are few thoughts Sethi Sahib would like to share with Honorary Mantri Ji Shri Shri Arjun Singh Ji , The Gandhis inclding their adopted Manmohan paaji, Depaak Chaurasiyas of the world and all of you.

1 Shri Shri 1008 ASJ ,Think Beyond your 2 minute cuppa noodles. We know u could send Your grandkids and their grandkids to any place on this earth to study but there are millions others who are sweating it out in BijliLess , Paani Less Streets of Shining India to get the best possible education. Don’t put hot water on the dreams of these poor souls.

2.U can have ur 2 minutes of fame by proposing Mallika Sherawat from the top of the North Block Mantralay . Trust me , Not only u will get national but also international coverage for that. Mallickas balls are big enough to get you all that and much more .And I am sure Deepak would be there too. ***Deepak aap meri awaaz sun rahe hain *** Buzz *** Deepak.. Deepak ***

3 Deepaks of the world , Use media to educate masses about importance of this grave issue . Believe me Indian Public is intelligent enough to give an ear to serious discussions apart from counting how many kisses emran haashmi would place on the lips of Diya Mirza in his forthcoming movie.Don’t popularize ASJs of the world. Biggest Kick in the ass you can give a crack head Politicians like ASJ is to completely ignore them in national media.

4 Doctors , who have been the forefront of these protests. You guys rock, keep up the tempo , and I just hope millions like me can follow you guys. IIM IITs and my fellow engineers are u listening

5 Madam Ji , Rahul baba , Priyanka behan , The pets in 10 Janpath , Manmohan Paaji ( In order of importance ) . The first 4Guys u have been bestowed upon the biggest gift of mankind of having a surname that would keep you sailing in Indian politics , irrespective of what u do or chose not to do , so instead of doing something like this , give a bend it like Beckham kick in the ass crack of ASJ and Manmohan paaji show the world that Punjabi Blood in you can still give Sunny paaji a run for his money in taking the shit out of that sick mind.

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