Universal Love!

Hi, its been a long that I have written something on my blog for you all, but the matter of the fact is that I was not able to find the right story for Seth sahib’s blog . But recently Seth sahib was narrated a story which by another very close friend which I felt I must share with world around me. I feel Sethi Sahib has this uncanny habit of having the right friends with right kind of stories. And that’s how this blog runs :-)

It was explained to me as a love story but knowing the Seth Sahib’s nature you must have guessed what Sethi Sahib would have felt about it. To be very frank I found it one of the best humorous stories ever narrated to me.

Being a part of male fraternity I am pretty much clear about boys view on love but women just amaze me. Given below is my interpretation of the story. Decide it whether its funny, comic tragic or whatever emotion you may find appropriate to relate it to. And if possible please feel free to share your views with Seth Sahib

So here comes the story narrated in the brief but crispy manner. As Sethi Sahib is die hard SRK fan lets name the hero and heroine of this love saga as Raj and Simran.

Now Raj is in the final year college and as it always happens in those times he meets a beautiful lady Simran. Indian Blood in Raj has prevented him to be away from girls till now but now he is on the verge of Hormonal imbalance so he gives himself a go and feels he has fallen in love for this pretty girl.

Now all the movies and programs and magazines Raj has ever read tell him to be nice to girls in order to win their hearts. Now Raj diverts all his energy attention resources, monetary and non monetary for impressing Simran and being nice in what ever possible ways he can.

Simran finds Raj some what different and thinks she can also fall in love with him. Notice the stress on “She Can also fall in love” She is not sure, if she is actually in love but she feels she can. But Raj is convinced that he is in love. He is also convinced that he is in love with 3 other girls too that he has met in the same time when he met Simran. Since his hormones are on all time high he carries on with three other ladies too amply dividing his time and efforts among all the four. A highly skilled Project manger I must say. He now feels he is in love with every beautiful girl in the world.( Never seen so much love around :-). And if you thought that was it then dont worry there is more of love flowing down too :-))

Now coming to Simran part of the love story. Its two years now Simran now thinks she may had fallen in love with Raj. Notice the stress on “She may had fallen in love” This time she is not sure whether she is out of love or still in the love or she still has to fall in love. On the other hand Raj has become a lover boy.

Now enters Mr. A in Simran lives. Now A is brash angry macho, egoistic young man who I guess has already gone through the cycle which Raj is undergoing at present. So now A and Simran feels they are in love. Now Simran Tells Raj we might not be in love “Notice the stress on might not be in love”. Because Raj was too nice to her. She is going with other guy because Raj had no flaws. My dear Readers Can you believe that Girl leaves a guy because he is not having any flaws and she wants someone who is egoistic , brash angry and Mr. A is everything that she has been waiting for years. Brash , angry egoistic just everything .Only God can explain me reasoning behind this thinking or explain women to me.

Raj is relieved hearing this as the now hormonal spike has some what sub dued with time and even he feels that he would be more comfortable dividing his universal love between only three other girls as compared to four and so Mr. Flawless guy bid Simran a flawless farewell.

Now Coming To Mr. A side of love story. Mr. A goes around with Simran for one whole year and he feels Simran has more anger in her than even this angry man has. So Now Mr. A feels he is not in love with Simran and finds another less hot girl to fall in love with once again.

Coming Back to Simran’s world. Simran now feels that she was probably in love with Mr. A. Notice the stress on “Probably in love” and Since its been 4 years of probably being in love its time to get married for her.

Listen to the award winning statements Simran makes “ Ill get married because I have to get married but whenever I remember Mr. A , ill go to the bathroom and cry over him and come back”. Man I am dying out laughing. Go to bath room, cry and then come back and become a loving wife of someone once again.

Situation now. Out of the three other girls Raj felt in love with 2 of them got married. One even has a 2 months old son. The third went abroad for higher studies. Raj has registered himself on Shaadi.com for finding the perfect love.

Mr. A has now married with a girl of his parent’s choice when asked about Simran he replies “Which one? The one in the college or the one in the school? Man I really loved both of them they were one of the best GrAB’s (Growling angry Bitches) I had in my life.”

Simran is getting ready to serve tea today as boys side is coming to their house to a see fair, slim beautiful girl with high traditional values. She has just told mom that she is going to the bathroom and will join her after 15 minutes

And Sethi Sahib is laughing inconsolably on the story , trying to figure out who exactly was in love with whom and on the plight of the girls and boys Raj , Mr. A and Simran would be getting married to. Any answers?