Buri Nazar Waale.....

Wow, another year just rushed past. Sethi Sahib continues with procrastinated approach of posting just one post an year. This time too it’s K and S persistent efforts bringing me back here once again.

Just got an SMS from K to either post it or be ready to be roasted and you know it when you get it in written from K, even reciting Sankatmochan 100 times every comingTuesday  of your life , won’t be of any help.

So here is Sethi sahib, once again, in retrospective mood analyzing another year which is getting over in few hours from now. Something’s never change, Arnab’s irritation with the world around him and Sethi Sahib’s year end post.

2014 was the years of decks for me….and just to make it clear for not so office wallah people and my happy Golide Titoo shoki friends from Tilak Nagar market …Decks are something where office wala baba log empty out randomized thought process in structurally aligned approach complete with overarching themes of managerial jargons , adding value through multitudes of appendix content and raising the performance bar through strategically focused thought leadership

Don’t worry if you don’t get any of the lines above, nor did I , but the fact is that, at one point of time, this year, Sethi Sahib was seriously thinking of putting up a board outside his day time dwelling place – His office cubicle with a 24 size bold black Arial font citing, “ Humare yahan pe har prkaakar ke deck tassalibaksh banaye jaate hian” with a center spaced footnote “ Babe di full full kripa”  I was churning out decks after decks, slides after slides this year on all kind of topics.

And if the idea would have been permitted by office facilities department , next in line were couple of another boards with my all-time favorite lines “ Buri Nazar wale tera moonh kaala, and Aaj Nakad , kal udharr” written all over them. But I guess they got the whiff and I had to drop the board.

So this was the year, lot of hard work for boss in office and in equal proportion for chote Sethi Sahib at home. Again if it was not K and S supporting me at both the places, I would have surely gone Tusahar kaporr or in other words gone crazy 

Apart from that ,looks like Mr Kejriwal has lost the plot this year, NOTA is all I have , to take your heart away. Salman Bhai continues to bring hope , cheer , joy and kick to his fans. This year was surely his. Definitely Salman Bhai Dil mein aate hain , samajh mein nahin . Trips to Amritsar, Srinagar, Benaras, Chandigarh, Mumbai, Shiridi added precious memories. Punjabi songs continue to rock for me. #1 song for me in 2014 was Suit Patiala shahi….what lines , what punju flleings …Ni lage tera att goriye, tera ssuit Patiala shahi….Hard kaur and preet harpal you guys rock together ……and last but not the least… It was equally heartening to see chote Sethi Sahib loving punju songs in equal measures..It’s all in the genes as they say..

And before I end ….message for new year…. Exactly same as last year..From Salman Bhai himself…. Do whatever you want to do yaar  But be good !

Sethi Sahib’s love admiration and respect for all you folks for making it here every year. Here’s wishing you and your love ones a very Happy Healthy Smiling new year  !

Ek Aur Saal AAP ke Saath :)

Well another year coming to an end and if its not been for K or S this online estate of mine would have missed the post for this year. For both you guys from the bottom of my heart- few words for everything you did for me - " Baba ji I love you "

As rest of the house is busy watching DD's new year programme ( Yes we still make it a point to watch it every year, between the ads on the other channels off course ) I am trying to pen down few words which are coming as hard as my answers in the compiler paper of the third year university exams.

And as the austerity has been the flavour of this year , my words for this yearly post are few. My hero Salman Khan has been replaced by Arvind kejriwal, who was the real Dabangg this year and gave everyone else sleepless nights . I am sure chemists shops in the Lutyens Delhi area ran out of  Disprins because of this Mango Man.

This year was also special as it was when we were joined by Choudhary SP sahib and S's V.
Way Choudhary SPS sahib is acting in last 10 months , i am sure he is going to make it to roadies without any auditions.

Rest everything was same.... wait for right job , right boss and right appraisal continues. Lesser SMS, lesser emails and more gratitude for everything in life.

And the parting words for this year .... off course from the Man Salman Khan itself..... DO Whatver you want to do Yaar :)

JAI HO!

Cheers!

Swagat nahin karoge humara …. J

Last and only post of this year and trust me, even this year, if it would not have been K, I would have easily ignored this precious online real estate of mine this year.

So let me start of writing being thanks to K for her persistent efforts of making me sit and write this  and also for many other zillion things K did for which I can possibly never pay back . If K would have been in Anna’s team we would have Lokapal bill sign ed off …..kasam se keh raha hoon chahe by god khila lo ….

This year zapped up like a flash, it was as if yesterday when I was taking about Salman Bhai and my Scorpio. Trust me they still remain the same. I love them so much, the way they are,  that I  didn’t even  went for the third service of my Scorpio in last 1.5 years and my undying love for chulbul pandey would give all splits villa contestants put together a run for their money. Ek Secret baat bata raha hoon ek…. I really wana do abhishekum of salaman khan in a cinema hall like my dear hyderabadis did for Sivaji the BOSS.

This year, most of my weekends were spent contributing to Indian film industry. If there is real brand ambassador to 100 crore club it would have been sethi sahib.  If I watched anything more than Avind kejriwals expose on TV’s and Arnab Goswami’s word marathon at 9 PM news hour , they were movies at SRS Celebration Mall at Guragon. ( BTW in this mall you can shoot entire season of Ghsot Hunters or maybe RGV’s next Bhoot 3 )

I read more, I traveled more, I worked more. I SMSEed less, chatted less, I facebooked less, I twittered almost nothing. Is Sethi Sahib getting old….

Some random names/event  that summed up this year for me  arvind kejriwal, Salman , Ek tha tiger, Dabangg 2, high heels ,  World cup win, London Olympics, Bigg Boss, Arnab Goswami, anti corrouption, salman Khurshid expose,  aam aadmi , mango people , Robert vadra, dagabaaz naina ,Mithun da’s  kya baat , kya baat , kya baat . Himesh bhai , his presence , his songs, gangs of wasseypur.

S came back from Au.  Thanks S for being back .R is still hunting for that special someone and added another year to the 15 years of fighting it together.

And if you are still reading Sethi Sahib’s nonsensical post for so many years now and visiting this long forgotten place… a bade wala ,  mithhe  wala , Thank you.. ( I guess I also sub consciously got inspired by Kjos Ishq wala love this year ..what the heck ..lol)

And this year too, I really wanted to end with Ghalib Sahib’s sher, (Dekhiye paate hain usshaq buton se kya faiz,Ek brahmin ne kaha hai keh yeh saal accha hai.)

But I have been strictly reminded of anothe round of ramlila miadan protests if this was repeated this year , so this year I would end with these parting words for all of you ….

Jiyo ae Bihar ke lala, jiyo tum hazaar sala, 

Tani naaci ke, tani gayee ke,

Tani naachi gayee , sabka man behlawa re bhaiyaa

Happy New Year….