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Hand Pump

I don’t know why I decided to start writing after such a long time. I guess it has something to do with Hadippa song that I heard few minutes ago in cafeteria where I was busy having my morning cup of coffee and making hideous plans as to how to show my outlook calendar look extremely busy throughout the day.

The lyrics blaring out of the dusty LCD TV in cafeteria, shook and took sethisahib’s inspirational level to a new height all together and sethi sahib decided to stage his nth to come back to his blog. Saale itni comeback to Humare ghar ki kaam wali bai ne bhi nahin ki hongi.

The much admired and revered Lyrics goes something like ,
chewing gum hain chabbi ja,
hand pump hain dabbi ja ,
pipe te jussan kaddi ja ,
fikar kare fukre.

And for Punjabi and Mika phobic guys , translations goes like

Chew the chewing Gum
Press the hand pump
Get the juices out from pipe
Let the fuse heads worry.

LOL , man WTF… this is totally gross, and knowing sethi sahib’s penchant to welcome shit umpteen times in his forever mid life crisis ridden life , I just loved it. And as an ode to the gross lyrics writer I really..really.. want to find house-less Emran hasmi and give him a big bade waala mouth to mouth on his monkey lips . Probably it’s the passion generated by words like dabbi, chabby and kaddi which invoked the wild Kundalini energies hidden deep inside me.

The world is changing. Human race is in midst of a big orgy party. As if being fucked by economic rescession , terrorism, dumb head news channels and Salman khan’s accented “kitne pratishat bhartiya” on dus ka dum wasn’t enough we were also joined in this mass fuck by swine flu , no monsoons, rakhi sawnts doubious swyanmwars and Mayawatiji’s umpteem statues all around the northern belt.

Bring em on .The more the merrier…..

I am nonchalantly pressing my hand pump because......
…….Fikar karein Fukre ….LOL…

“Do it more often Dude! ”
Beautiful women, books, and Sethi sahib : Do they ever converge? Well going by yours truly trip at World Book Fair at Pragati Maidan this Saturday , what I concluded was that possibility of finding a beautiful woman, a good book and Sethi sahib together at one place is as remote as discovering beautiful anchor ,intelligent news, and Hindi news channel on TV together.

Here are the respective statistical probabilities collected after diligent research by your truly.
Beautiful women and good books ….. 10 % (This one goes to the sales girl at Borders book store in Pune …. Ah I still remember how she convinced me to buy coffee table book of Himesh Bhais photographs lol)
Beautiful women and Sethi Sahib ….. 0% (I know even dumbest guy on planet after arjun singh would be laughing his ass off hearing this question )
Sethi Sahib and good books….. ……..100 % ( I love my books …Here is a big geeli wali kissi to each of them for being with me in all these 27 plus years of nonsensical existence of Sethi Sahib. )

Now let us look at the TV stats
Beautiful Anchor and Hindi news channels….0% (If you consider Rajat Sharma and his well oiled hairs to be the next big thing after John Abraham in modeling world, you may differ with the stats presented. Disclaimer : There is a possibility of confusion if you consider facial expression of both of them as your cpmarative benchmarks ( Oh how i love jargon ) … They both stare at you flat on your TV screens ..lol)

Intelligent News and Hindi News channel ……. 0% ( I may not be sure about Karan Johars gayish orientations but I am pretty much sure that programming like “Zinda hain Ravan” , “Khali ne machaiyee khal bali” , “Teen deviayan” are not what we consider as Intelligent news by any mathemetical angle.

Beautiful Anchor and intelligent news….. 0% (Never seen that after Salma Sutan , her beautiful saris and a rose in her open hairs, reading out crisp 30 minute , 8 30 PM DD news. Oh how bad i miss her :))

If you are still reading and have not skipped the crapppy stats above , I am convinced you are one of those freaky guys, with whom I studied in my 10th standard maths tuition classes whose only purpose of existence on mother earth was to cram and practice every question mentioned in R S Aggarwarl and Manjith singh’s reference books. :)

And even if you were not the part of Manjith RS agarwal fan club , I must share with you that it was a perfect day after along time.

Wonderful winter morning of Delhi . Warm sun shine , vast and beautiful Pragati Maidan ,12 huge halls full of books from every part of the world and intelligent & sensible crowd. And if you top this up with savoring hot chana bhatura and a cup of strong coffee sitting on the stairs of open air auditorium and browsing through the 15 something’s freshly bought books and a smooth ride back home in non crowded metro, I would just like to say thanks to the big guy above for taking a day out for me and if he permits I may suggest to him “Do it more often Dude! ” :)

Self Introspection : I know My posts are getting pathetic with passing day. With no source of inspiartion of any kind these days ;-) its just a desperate attempt to survive on blogosphere.