Kaisa Lag Raha hain ?I have started following Indian sports once again. I stopped following them when Dada started scoring ducks for apparently no reason and Sethi Sahib scored a century of being rejected by women for apparently no reason.
Call it the overdose of Chicago bulls bears cubs and sox in amreekka that this Desi heart was yearning to see anything Indian from kabadi to cricket
And as I switched on my TV, I dawned upon a fact, that its even more entertaining to see Inidan sports than seeing the kangaroos making love on Australian grasslands and beemed live on discovery channel. Who needs James Bond and Britney spears of the world when your very own Indian sports world provides you with all action and comedy packed dramas you culd ever wish for.
It’s even more entertaining if you get you daily dose of sports update from likes of Deepak Chaurasiyas on any of the sabse tez channels with their ever perennial favorite question --- “aapko kaisa lag raha hain?” No matter, u have just escaped a bomb blast or your 199992922 film has gone flop or your neighborhoods doggy Tommy has died , they have only one question to ask in order to publicly display their journalistic histrionics “Aapko kaisa lag raha hain?”, thrusting their mike on your mouth as if they would dig out the words from your throat in case you are not able to vomit out something all by yourself
So while Deepak was collecting his shares of “Appko kaisa lag raha hain” of the day, I was having fun of my life watching states of the Indian sport
Deepak, given below are few words about Sethi Sahab ko kaisa lag raha hain.
Indian Women athlete won a silver medal in Asian Games and even before feminist could celebrate rise of Indian women on international arena ,suddenly the world realized that she is not even a women. I have always maintained a position that it’s difficult to understand a woman but never in my wildest of dreams I would have thought that it would be even more difficult to understand if the person is women or not.
And when Deepak asked a paanwalla on the street of kolkata ( It was one of those usual bandh days in amar sonar Bengal, so he had to do with paanwaalha) “ laalan ji aapko kaisa lag raha hain “ Lallan ji replied “Indian Male athlete ko Women race mein duadane ke baad bhi silver hi mila. Ka fayada. Bahut ajeeb lag raha hain” Insightful thought .Isn’t it?
And here is what, someone from the sports federation commented, we knew she had some gender problems but someone leaked it and so she got tested. Weird stuff !!!! If someone has not leaked that info, we would have proudly continued sending more such phenomenal athletes to International events.
And now finally Govt has come up with the best possible answer to this whole thing , I have always loved Govt babus for their extraordinary lateral thinking in matters of "save your face" crises. They replied back “Lady has not yet attained puberty yet. So her gender cannot be determined”
LOL .I ma not sure if Ministry of sports has ever made Biology as the compulsory subjects for its recruits.
***“ Humaare saath hain Shakespeare Ji . Shakespear ji aapko kaise lag raha hain yeh sunkar ki koi natak likhne mein aapse bhi accha likh sakta hain ************
Another of my favorite story was the Jaspal rana episode. Rana paaji came back home happily winning all the possible shooting golds admist dhol and bhangra on saadi delhi airport. On his successful return, Sports federation prpudly informs that Paaji is chosen as the best athlete of asian games. So far, so good. Rana Paaji promptly packs his bags again and reaches back to Doha only to discover that he was just nominated and someone else has won .
Man Rana Paaji would have felt same the same kind of loss and dejection that you would feel if you hear TV is showing Mallika Sherwat starrer in the evening.You are all set with Home delivered Pizzas and beer cans in hand with your entire guy gang all hooked and up suddenly you discover that President of India would render his address to the nation of eve of Independence day and movie is rescheduled for later time.
*******Humaare saath hain haal hi mein doha se laute Jaspal Rana Ji. Jaspal Ji aapko kaisa lag raha hain ******************
But I was really happy that at least Indian tennis is looking good. Paes and Mahesh won doubles gold medal in Asian games, I was happily looking n forward for their post match comments but what I heard, had a shocking value of similar waatage that you would get if you hear someone has bought Tickets for Tushaar Kapoor movies in black
Mahesh said “Paes made my life miserable in Asian Games”.
HELLO !!!
Is it because Paes being the captain chose himself to pair with Sania in mixed doubles and u missed all the chest thumping and body hugging parts.
Boys U have won gold, and are crowned tennis legends of Asia but are still fighting over a over sized women with nose pin . Grow up guys
*********Humare saath hain Sania mirja aur hum unse poochenge ki Sania yeh sunkar aapko kaisa lag raha hain ********************
And last but not the least how can we talk about Indian sports and missed out cricket and Sourav Da all together. Dada was back again in Team India. Forwards of dada Jokes mails were back again in circulation , but despite all that dada did made a come back inning. Yes He scored 51 in his long and boring “would-make-bowlers-frustrated-but-would-not-score-a-run- unless-they-ask-me-to-take-one” innings and scored pitcher full of 25 runs in his second innings .
And surprises of all with mere 25 runs, he was one of the lead scorers of the team , confident enough to say that he is the best batsmen in the team after Sachin who by the way scored even lower in the match.
******** Humare saath ab hain guru Greg. Guru greg aapko yeh sunkar kaisa lag raha hain ****************************
Lets not say anything about Indian Hockey . Any one can predict what would happen to the game if you give the reins of the hockey federation in the hands of women butt pinching Sardaar. Glorious Indian Hockey is not even amongst the top four Asian Teams.
The only good thing that happened was display of pelvic thrust happy dance of Sreesanth after he hit a six of the South African bowler who has been swearing at him for a long time He lost some percentage of his match fee but it brought the opponents to their right place.
That’s what I call passion, aggression and love for what you do and kicking the nut heads at their right places.
After all its passion, aggression, love and having fun is what, that makes life worth living for.
I hope Deepak is listening.
***** Humare saath hain Deepak aur Deepak aapko yeh sab sunkar kaisa lag raha hain *************
